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The Jokes Thread
by willmister489 Mon Feb 09, 2009 1:43 pm
Post all the jokes you have here but if a word is rude please **** it
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Re: The Jokes Thread
by cooltwig Tue Feb 10, 2009 12:58 pm
paddy said to george help me with this puzzle its a tiger george say put the frosties back in the box 
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Re: The Jokes Thread
by chelsea dude/Ant Wed Feb 11, 2009 11:10 am
What is the healtheast type of bee?vitamin bee 
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Re: The Jokes Thread
by jamesprx Tue Jun 23, 2009 11:12 pm
A boy and his grandfather were sitting watching a television.
There was a Kamagra advertisement on the television, seeing that advertisement, the boy asked, “Grandpa are you going to take that new Kamagra?”
Grandfather replies, “No dear, I will not.”
“But Grandpa, why?” asks the boy.
Grandpa replies. “Because there is no sense in putting lead in your pencil if you have no one worth writing to.”
There was a Kamagra advertisement on the television, seeing that advertisement, the boy asked, “Grandpa are you going to take that new Kamagra?”
Grandfather replies, “No dear, I will not.”
“But Grandpa, why?” asks the boy.
Grandpa replies. “Because there is no sense in putting lead in your pencil if you have no one worth writing to.”
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Re: The Jokes Thread
by mycoolgirl Thu Jun 10, 2010 4:22 am
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
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Re: The Jokes Thread
by Imogen1 Tue Jul 19, 2011 11:48 pm
While pointing to a very simple word, like 'the', ask the person next to you if he/she can pronounce it for you.
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Re: The Jokes Thread
by William11 Mon Oct 31, 2011 5:54 am
Interviewer: Imagine that you are in a closed room, how can you escape if it caught fire?
Jimmy: Simple, stop imagining
Jimmy and his friend were fighting after the exam.
Examiner: Why are you fighting?
Jimmy: This fool left the answer sheet blank
Examiner: So what?
Jimmy: Even I did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.
Jimmy: Simple, stop imagining
Jimmy and his friend were fighting after the exam.
Examiner: Why are you fighting?
Jimmy: This fool left the answer sheet blank
Examiner: So what?
Jimmy: Even I did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.
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