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Post by willmister489 on Mon Feb 09, 2009 1:43 pm

Post all the jokes you have here but if a word is rude please **** it
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Post by cooltwig on Tue Feb 10, 2009 12:58 pm

paddy said to george help me with this puzzle its a tiger george say put the frosties back in the box Laughing

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Post by chelsea dude/Ant on Wed Feb 11, 2009 11:10 am

What is the healtheast type of bee?vitamin bee Smile
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Post by chelsea dude/Ant on Thu Mar 26, 2009 12:03 pm

Whats a mouses fave game?hide and squeek
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Post by willmister489 on Mon Jun 01, 2009 2:21 pm

lol Very Happy
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Post by chelsea dude/Ant on Tue Jun 02, 2009 10:58 am

FUNNY OR WAT
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Post by jamesprx on Tue Jun 23, 2009 11:12 pm

A boy and his grandfather were sitting watching a television.

There was a Kamagra advertisement on the television, seeing that advertisement, the boy asked, “Grandpa are you going to take that new Kamagra?”

Grandfather replies, “No dear, I will not.”

“But Grandpa, why?” asks the boy.

Grandpa replies. “Because there is no sense in putting lead in your pencil if you have no one worth writing to.”

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Post by mycoolgirl on Thu Jun 10, 2010 4:22 am

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.

Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.

Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
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Post by Imogen1 on Tue Jul 19, 2011 11:48 pm

While pointing to a very simple word, like 'the', ask the person next to you if he/she can pronounce it for you.
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Post by William11 on Mon Oct 31, 2011 5:54 am

Interviewer: Imagine that you are in a closed room, how can you escape if it caught fire?
Jimmy: Simple, stop imagining

Jimmy and his friend were fighting after the exam.
Examiner: Why are you fighting?
Jimmy: This fool left the answer sheet blank
Examiner: So what?
Jimmy: Even I did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.
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